The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book the Fifth by Lemony Snicket, illustrated by Brett Helquist, Harper Collins Publisher, New York, 2000.
Thins become even more unfortunate for our orphans, however in this book they make some friends; only for them to be snatched away. The austere academy is Prufrock Preparatory, and a good environment for children it is not. The vice principle, Mr. Nero should not be anywhere near children. And belittling of orphans seems to be encouraged, and in fact is promoted and conducted by the vice-principle who forces the Baudelaires to live in a shack, with mold and toe pinching crabs. When the school gets a new gym teacher things go from bad to dreadful; and we can all guess who that teacher is. The gym teacher requires the children to run laps all night, so there is no way they can do their school work during the day--they are just too tired. So they can't figure out what the plan of Count Olaf might be.
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